My diet is going brilliantly, thanks to the eight-year-old. She put the following notices on the kitchen snack cupboards full of biscuits:
I think I’m actually going to succeed at my diet this time!
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Child speak well wise beyond her years.
Child is actually 17!
23 at least.
My son scolded me like this a few times for getting angry. I have decided to work on it.
Ah, good. Our kids can make us better people! ❤️