I have my funeral training course again this weekend, and we’re going to be assessed on our presentation.
Unfortunately my appearance currently resembles a badger, as I have a white stripe of undyed roots down the middle of my hair! Also, my hair is incredibly unkempt because I have no idea how to do it myself – it’s massively naturally frizzy and I usually just go to the beauty salon, but there’s no way of going right now.
My friends say badgers are cute, but I don’t really want to look like one!
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